Me: So...your first blogpost, NicKnits. You must be very proud.
NicKnits: Yeah, well...you know. More nervous really.
Me: Nervous? Why?
NicKnits: Well...because who wants to read about my knitting anyway? Apart from my Mum & Dad (I hope!) and a few people with nothing better to do...like people in line for jury duty or a colonoscopy or something.
Me: Well, you read a lot of knitting blogs and you enjoy them. A lot.
NicKnits: Yeah...and that's something else. Doesn't it have to be funny or something?
Me: ...or something.
NicKnits: And I'm supposed to have a digital camera and an organised stash and a knitting philosophy and a clever blog title...and a general life plan...and...and...
Me: Oh just get on with it.